Hey, you can leave my relatives out of this. Further, I had a herd 'o twenty-something-year-old runners from Milwaukee come visit, who all wanted to go to "the mountains." At around 9000' one of em decided they wanted to race the old guy up the mountain. I put my cigarette out and told em they'd have to buy beer of my choice for the weekend if they lost.
All four of em agreed. (my 'thank you for not jogging' bumper sticker comes to mind...)
I did cook BBQ for them though. Their beer was wonderful. (You can purchase excellent beers from the package stores here.)