[Gay State Conservative]

Cleese:"If it lays an egg,it will roll down the back of the television set."

Chapman:"Unless it's a male"

Cleese:"Yes...it looks fairly butch"

[pipecorp]

"and now the penguin on your telly will redcorate your flat"

[Lunatic Fringe]

Studies on these gay penguin marriages, by the way, show that they haven't affected any of the straight penguin marriages in the same aquariums and zoos. The straight penguins have continued to mate and raise their kids despite the presence of the avian sodomites.