Penguins do not have marriages -they are animals; -- Hence your arguments are as baseless as the homosexual activists that claim penguins are homosexuals or that humans can use animals as a moral compass...
The argument that society should pattern itself after animals because some humans CHOOSE to act like animals is profoundly absurd. If you disagree then be true toyour principles -log off your computer, strip off your clothes and find a zoo to reside in...
Dude, relax. it was parody.