[Yossarian]

Just seeing the name "Bobbitt" is enough to make me shield my privates in any way possible. I better stop that now, people are looking at me funny here in the office.

You'd think after losing his Bob Johnson that the man would shy away from treating women badly....

Here's a quick question: Maybe Loretta Bobbitt was an adherent of Islam? She has the same penchant for slicing off heads, it's just that she aims lower and smaller....

[Millee]

"Fun for Yossarian's Co-Workers"

BOBBITT! BOBBITT!! BOBBITT!!

Did I make ya dance?