[Petronski]

...other than Ben scooting the ball across the line when he was down, then staring at the official with pleading, desperate eyes. The official ran four steps onto the field and hesitated like a retard before giving in to Ben's irresistable patheticness.

You should consider writing Harlequin romances.

[Junior_G]

Ok, that was funny. What's even funnier is you now have me seriously considering it.