[al baby]

First did you walk to work or bring you lunch?

Second take a 9 volt battary and touch it to your tounge

if it stuns you does proceed to step 3 but first you must log on if it does not stun you buy a new one

Feel safe tonite sleep with a freeper

[Petronski]

Does tounge rhyme with grunge?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

I rode a short bus and brought my lunch.

I didn't have a 9 volt battery so I used a car battery. I wasn't stuned but now my ears twitch non-stop.

I'm single (except when I was two) so must sleep alone, this isn't Democratic Underground, I have standards, you know.


;^)