Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
That one has happened to me for real.
My senior prom was bad enough. We had a good enough time at the prom, but at the afterprom she played minature golf...with her NOSE! Then she decided the whole place would like to see her Betty Boop panties...
Two days later, she shaved her head because she "wanted to look like Sinead O'Connor." I thank God to this day that at least she didn't shave it before the prom.
Looking at you profile I see you're a fellow Texan.
I love you "Tips for ordering pizza". ROTFL!
(Ain't nobody thet cain't say us Texans ain't got no sense of humor. LOL)