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To: JimWforBush

Good. Keep me amused for another 80 minutes.


690 posted on 02/03/2006 1:40:11 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Auntbee
How's this?

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns and dressed quietly.

I made a lunch, grabbed the dog, and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went. Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

700 posted on 02/03/2006 1:44:49 PM PST by JimWforBush (3 things I won't discuss...Politics, Religion and The Great Pumpkin)
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