To: Xenophobic Alien

AP - Thu Feb 2, 6:37 PM ET In this photo released by the Orlando (Fla.) Fire Department, Lonnie Shields, 37, waits for help from firefighters after the owner of a convenience store found him stuck in an exhaust vent in Orlando, Fla., Thursday, Feb. 2, 2006. Shields, an alleged burglar, was rescued Thursday after he got stuck overnight in the oven vent of the convenience store he was trying to rob, the fire department said. (AP Photo/Orlando Fire Department,Gregg Hoggatt)
62 posted on
02/03/2006 7:18:20 AM PST by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: johnk
67 posted on
02/03/2006 7:20:34 AM PST by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: johnk
That guy got off light. Several years ago, in a similar robbery attempt, someone shy of a load of IQ points, entered a closed chicken fast food restaurant. What he didn't count on was that the flue he was using was slick with grease. As a result, he did a quick, but short, slide right into a vat of still-hot cooking grease. When the place opend the next day, the employees found, not chicken frying, but the perp that slid in the night before. I still get a laugh out of that. What an idiot.
253 posted on
02/03/2006 8:57:13 AM PST by
NCC-1701
(RADICAL ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ELIMINATED.)
To: johnk
He's inside a store's ventilator shaft yet he's an "alleged" burglar.
sheesh.
285 posted on
02/03/2006 9:12:07 AM PST by
hattend
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