Mother's Tale
Mom's oldest loves school, but the younger brother absolutely hates it. One day as the minivan was delivering the kids hither and yon. The youngster cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back to school on Monday AM.
The crying and whining built to a crescendo. Mom. at the end of her rope, finally stopped the car and explained, "Honey, it's the law. If you don't go to school, they'll put Mommy in jail."
He looked at mom, thought for a moment (for that's all he could think for), then asked, "How long would you have to stay?"
PS- Alternate Freeper Mom ending.... Kid dies and is buried for mouthing of to Mom.... :-)
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