Top Five Explanations for Tamahori's behaviour:
5. Lost bet on Steelers - Broncos championship game.
4. All of his regular clothes were in the laundry.
3. The cops just set him up because he wouldn't sign an autograph.
2. Michael Jackson is his role model.
1. Testing new "reality show" concept.
Hey, maybe he just ~~needed a ride home~~.
(Because he has none.)