[When_Penguins_Attack]

I have a daughter with an IQ that qualifies her as retarded. My wife and I have been extremely protective of her, because we know how things like this CAN happen. If that ever happened, I would just resign myself to spending the rest of my life in prison, because some teenage boys would die of a gunshot wound to the head with their own cut off testicles in their mouths.

[WashingtonStateRepublican]

"If that ever happened, I would just resign myself to spending the rest of my life in prison, because some teenage boys would die of a gunshot wound to the head with their own cut off testicles in their mouths"

You Sir are all that a father should be. Keep up the excellent parenting!

[stuartcr]

Spending the rest of your life in prison wouldn't be very fair to your wife and daughter.

[linda_22003]

Oh, I don't know. They'd have to find a jury that would be willing to convict you, first.

[Chanticleer]

I suppose it wouldn't be the best way of dealing with things, but I certainly sympathize. When I hear of any child being victimized, it makes my blood boil.

Good job protecting your daughter. It is sad that we all have to be so vigilant when it comes to our children's safety.

[GrandEagle]

resign myself to spending the rest of my life in prison, because some teenage boys would die of a gunshot wound to the head with their own cut off testicles in their mouths.
As the father of three young girls I can say AMEN!
Also, having served on grand jury duty here in Mobile, AL - there is a chance that the charges wouldn't get through the grand jury - small chance, but a chance.

GE

[Toby06]

Ask for a jury trial. I would not convict you!