[Klutz Dohanger]

Reminds me of that old joke where they send off the new guy to have his way with a sheep. He comes back, they're all laughing and he figures it's cuz he just buggered a sheep and they say "out of all those sheep, hahahaha, you picked the ugliest one"

That's why, I'm usually acting the shy type, and always let someone else "go first".... :)

[houeto]

True story:

My uncle sent me out to go get a goat for the ranch. He said, "Be sure to get a pretty one."

He was serious! I 'bout died laughin'.