Unless you take your kids to places where the women are scantily clad and jiggle a lot, you are sheletering them and bringing them to ultimate harm. 
 
Geezh, you didn't know that?
"Unless you take your kids to places where the women are scantily clad and jiggle a lot, you are sheletering them and bringing them to ultimate harm." 
 
Somebody call CPS on me.