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To: thingumbob

What's an "Oscar"?


30 posted on 01/31/2006 5:55:03 AM PST by pleikumud
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after watche the fox and friends summary,

hollyweird is determined to make the oscars a political speech about homosexuals.

So these are the "butsex oscars."

So we have homosexuals, communists, and terrorists as heros.

The oscars might as well be moved to a "gay" pride parade.


31 posted on 01/31/2006 5:59:49 AM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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Well... once upon a time, when Daddie was a little Boy, he used to be able to turn on the TV. and watch a special show once a year called the "Oscars" with his Mom and Dad. We would get to see all the Hollywood Actors and Actresses arrive in their fancy clothes and if they were good enough at their jobs they would get an award called an Oscar. The Oscar is a little gold statue of a man standing on a stone.

"How come I have never seen the Oscars?"

Because people don't watch it and it's not on TV anymore.

"Why?"

Well Johnny, because the Oscars used to be about entertaining people.....but then they started to be more like the news and started to yell at the rest of the people about stuff that we didn't think was right.

"Ohhhhhh...... That's okay Daddie, I don't like it when someone yells at me either."

32 posted on 01/31/2006 6:10:57 AM PST by thingumbob (Democracy is the best defense against terrorist/communist thugs!)
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