[Dashing Dasher]

Is this a picture from the news story?

Holy COW!!!!

[Chanticleer]

Assistant Disrict Attorney Bob Nelson puts on the mask found in defendant Barbara Asher's makeshift "dungeon" to show the jury how Michael Lord may have died. Associated Press photo by Greg Derr

My husband never gets to wear leather masks when he does a jury trial. Of course, he usually represents corporations against other corporations, but still....

[Millee]

How can anyone find a mask like that even remotely arousing?? That would give me a heart attack too, enabling some sicko to create 274 bite-size Millees! No thank you!