My girlfriend is gonna send it to someone she thinks can explain it. I'll post the results here when and if that happens.
"Naj me vrag pocitra," is some form of common slang for a question regarding the phrase that follows. vrag is the intensified name of a general person(devil) doing something, otherwise any name goes in there. "pocitra" refers to some kind of thinking, or feeling by the name in Czech, vrag in this case. "Naj me Bush pocitra," was used in questioning why Bush(NSA) listens to foreign calls w/o a warrent. The form is "What me devil ("pocitra"?).
The last phrase is "guzzi with sagging tits."