[jimtorr]

"......a 57-year-old biking enthusiast celebrated the end of a 2,400-mile bike trip across America ....... he sat down and died of a heart attack."

I see his problem. He shouldn't have stopped riding. It was resting that killed him.

[Frenetic]

"The victim of a party prank while severely intoxicated, a 39-year-old man in Portsmouth, N.H., finally sought help from a rescue squad to remove the padlock that had been locked around his scrotum for two weeks."

- ROFL

[Chanticleer]

In Estacada, Ore., where doctor-assisted suicide is legal, a man's attempt at ending his life took a bizarre turn when he ingested a prescribed drug mixture from his doctor and said goodbye to his family, only to awaken from a coma three days later, feeling fine and asking, "What the hell happened? Why am I not dead?"

Will he be suing for wrongful life?

[melt]

"Van Gough","Shakespere","Michaelangelo" and "Eistein"

Hey, **it happens!