Posted on 01/27/2006 5:57:28 PM PST by scott7278
LOL! It's not the song. It's the fact that a lot of guys who approach women (especially in bars) are only looking for a little action.
Lorrie Morgan had another funny one; I wish I had the audio:
Do You Still Want to Buy Me That Drink?
Sir, I do appreciate the offer.
I don't believe I caught your name.
I don't get to get out very often.
It's hard to find the time to get away.
I think it's only fair you hear my story,
Before you spend three-fifty on that beer.
I got two little kids that call me Momma.
My fifteen-year-old thinks that I'm a witch.
Between soccer practice and ballet,
Eminem an' Dr Dre,
Romance is the last thing on my list.
So, Frank, was it? Tell me what you think:
Do you still want to buy me that drink?
Frank, tell me, how d'you feel,
About teenage girls bein' on the pill?
An' do you mind Friday nights at home?
'Cause, Frankie, I've been here before,
Married twice an' twice divorced.
An' alimony sure don't pay the bills.
Now that's an awful lot of information,
But I don't have the time to mess around.
'Cause I got two little kids that call me Momma.
An' my fifteen-year-old wants to pierce his lip.
Between algebra an' spellin' bees,
An' anythin' to keep the peace,
Romance is the last thing on my list.
So, Frank, honey, tell me what you think:
Do you still want to buy me that drink?
Instrumental break.
I got two little kids that call me Momma.
An' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kid.
I really wouldn't blame you none,
If you got the urge to up an' run.
Is bein' 'Daddy' even on your list?
So, Frank, darlin', tell me what you think:
Do you still want to buy me;
I'll have a Miller Lite, please,
If you still want to buy me that drink.
Frank, c'mon back Frank.
You look a little pale, Frank.
It was just a joke.
LOL! I had heard that song before.
She sang it at the Grand Old Opry a few months ago.
No words in this song, but get ready to dance!
http://www.pcdon.com/YMCA.mid
I haven't been to the Grand Ole Opry in over a year.
I've never been to the Grand Ole Opry, but I really want to do so!
YMCA...in midi file version. That's about as low on the musical ladder as possible.
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Y! M! C! A!
ROFLOL!
I've lost track of how many times I've been to the Opry.
I'm jealous... :)
I love this song...
http://www.pcdon.com/-ijustcalledtosayiloveyou[1].wav
They just don't write good songs like that anymore.
It's been fun, but I must get some sleep. Thanks for the songs!
Good night!
That is really good! Toby Keith has an alternate version for the verbally challenged:
Me, Too
If I send you roses for no reason at all
If out of the blue I stop and give you a call
Once in a while it's breakfast in bed
And then pull the covers back up over our heads
If I call in sick just to stay home with you
I want you to know why I do what I do
It's my way of sayin' what I can't express
But I want you to know girl I'm doin' my best
Oh I'm just a man that's the way I was made
I'm not too good at sayin' what you need me to say
It's always right there on the tip of my tongue
It might go unsaid but it won't go undone
So when those three little words come so easy to you
I hope you know what I mean when I say, me too
If you should wake up and catch me watchin' you sleep
And I break the silence by kissin' your cheek
If I whisper somethin' you don't understand
Don't make me repeat it I don't know if I can
Oh I'm just a man that's the way I was made
I'm not too good at sayin' what you need me to say
It's always right there on the tip of my tongue
It might go unsaid but it won't go undone
So when those three little words come so easy to you
I hope you know what I mean when I say, me too
Me too, me too, hope you know what I mean when I say
Me too, me too
I'm right behind you. Uh..I mean, I'm going to bed, too.
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