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The peculiar timing of this latest embarrassing announcement, i.e., just as the Sons of Norway begin planning the festivities for St. Olaf's Day, and Norwegian Independence, leads me to once again suspect the none-too-subtle hand of the Royal Swedish Intelligence Services are involved here.
In fact, I would not put it past them to infiltrate mind-controlled, giardia-infested, possibly rabid, beavers onto the sacred soil of Norway
Yes, once again that Sürstremming-like aroma of a Swede set-up wafts over Norway. The Swedes have bitterly regretted the granting of independence to Norway ever since the discovery of oil. By publishing this spurious Giardia/Beaver report, they hope to shake the faith of the Norwegians in their water supply. Obviously, the Swedish Indian-Givers are trying to generate unrest and the collapse of the Norwegian Royal Family, hoping to be asked back in by a groundswell of support from a demoralized, and mistakenly hydrophobic public.
Giardia? HA! Obviously these treacherous, Sürstremming-slurping squareheads to not realize that a bit of Lutefisk on Rye Cracker Bread, quickly followed by freezing akvavit will render any Norwegian impervious to any known disease.
Bring on your sick beavers, Swedes! The oil remains ours!
Beavers are cute like Bambi, and so nothing will probably be done. Who cares if thousands or millions get Beaver Fever.