[Nam Vet]

Cr*p! The best I ever got were a bunch of little gold and blue stick-on stars. Even they got fewer as I approached high school graduation. I did have a rather odd blonde English teacher who seemed to favor me but, alas, my best reward from her was a gold star.

Come to think of it, I have always wondered "what if" should I have made an advance. Ah well, no probs. Susie the surfer girl next to me in that class was great at a beach party. But let me tell ya, sand in the wrong places can be a b!tch !

Nam Vet

[killjoy]

I did have a rather odd blonde English teacher who seemed to favor me but, alas, my best reward from her was a gold star.

My best friend in high school banged the history teacher. She was Columbian, fresh out of college. Everyone had the hots for her... everyone... I still am jealous of him. Before that, he lost his virginity to the aerobics teacher... If I only knew then what I know now...