Sexy substitute teacher 'has relations with boy'

WorldNetDaily ^ | 1/25/06 | WorldNetDaily

[wintertime]

To Wagglebee:
Is this the wonderful "socialization" that government school defenders say that homeschoolers are missing out on?

To All Parents Sending Children to Government School:

So....please explain to me again how your child's school is so wonderful? Really? Just exactly why are taking a chance like this with your child?

But,,,,hey!,,,,I bet this could never happen in your child's "blue ribbon" school! ( yeah right!)

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

"The informant stated Patch "performed oral sex" on the student, but did not engage in sexual intercourse."

Interesting how the definition of "sexual intercourse" has shifted in American English, in the post-Clinton years. I suspect that the laws don't make this distinction.

[CedarDave]

So if she was 26 (instead of 29) and he being 17 (she being less than 10 years older than he is, and he being between 16 and 18), means she couldn't be charged?

[lawgirl]

Hmm the weird thing to me is that they are all MY AGE-- I am 31! I have NO idea what is going on here! And I have noticed some of them are relatively attractive- I totally don't get it.

[Hank Rearden]

I (mostly) agree with your jurisprudence. The first two are absolutely Not Guilty, with a minor infraction in the case of that stupid tattoo.

[Capriole]

Yes, I should prepare another list like that for the threads about overdevelopment vs. property rights. I'm tired of writing the same stuff over and over again and no doubt everyone else is, too.

[wildbill]

And she was a substitute fill-in.

Something fishy this way slithers.

[wintertime]

Cameo Patch was a fill-in instructor at Tooele High School

To neodad,

If this can happen in a small Mormon town 1 hour west of Salt Lake City, this can happen in ANY school in America.

But,,,hey,,,those parents using the institutional schools believe it can't happen in their child's "Blue Ribbon School".

By the way, Tooele is pronounced: Two-ill-La. ( Accent on the "ill".)

[Huevos Rancheros]

Perhaps Lawyer Clinton will rise to the occasion and defend her as oral sex is not sex.

[del4hope]

Thanks for the ping. This is one of those dont get me starteds. I had to fight to have a suspect sub removed from a school district. Officials seem to think female teachers are all saints. Then there is the dont get me started union.

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[Luke Skyfreeper]

62 more reasons to homeschool your kids.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Sexy substitute teacher 'has relations with boy'

But I thought that oral sex didn't constitute 'relations'?

[Luke Skyfreeper]

see 73.

[Mogengator]

Where were all these horny broads when I was in high school?

[wintertime]

Crown jewels of the NEA - isolated incidents every one, nothing to see here, move along, no dots to connect, no patterns of abuse. ( AD from Springbay)

To AD from SpringBay,

63 more reasons to homeschool your kids.

[Ronin]

Ohhhh..... you are gonna get it.....

[joesnuffy]

Better yet...those Mormons down in the Utah valleys with 20 wives many of whom have a couple of 14-16 yr old wives...

How come they dont shag them out of them thar hills er valleys...?

[martin_fierro]

Other candidates:

• Drug Legalization
• Evolution vs Creationism
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[onedoug]

Women's lib.