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To: Chanticleer; najida; SweetCaroline; apackof2; peacebaby; phantomworker; PaulaB; ...
In a female elephant gang, few animals bother the oldest and biggest of the group because they know she will not put up with any nonsense...

Yep, that about sums it up.

;-)

18 posted on 01/24/2006 1:51:47 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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To: Dashing Dasher

unlike humans who grow shorter every year.

The shorter I get, the shrewder I get. And I will strike quickly when cornered.


22 posted on 01/24/2006 1:55:05 PM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: Dashing Dasher

btw, did you know a person's ear lobes never stop growing?


23 posted on 01/24/2006 1:57:15 PM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: Dashing Dasher
the oldest and biggest of the group

Besides they make me look younger and thinner!

:>)

32 posted on 01/24/2006 2:05:31 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yep!


43 posted on 01/24/2006 9:15:12 PM PST by SweetCaroline (Grandchildren are GOD'S way of compensating us for growing old. THANKS GOD!)
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