"See, Todd's 'Billy Crystal Theory'* is correct! Any not ugly woman can get some anytime she wants."
* The Billy Crystal Theory came from watching City Slickers too much and thinking too hard on Billy's character's comment "Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place." See, any woman that isn't ugly can get some anytime she wants, because all she needs to do is find a man. A man on the other hand, needs to find that one woman that is looking for some before he can score. Thus, my famous Billy Crystal Theory.
sad, but true. we hold the power. (he,he,he)