[VadeRetro]

It's too late. There were cats in my life when I was a teenager. I've had a cat for the last 9 1/2 years.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.

[PatrickHenry]

There once was a man with a cat,
That made a litter-box out of his hat,
Which when he put it on,
Caused his brains to be gone,
So he named himself VadeRetro, which doesn't rhyme but he can't tell the difference.