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I don't know whether to run and hide from the lightening or run outside and dance naked.

If you're a man and I was your neighbor---I'd suggest you run outside and dance neeked. :-)

[texas booster]

I am a man, but look too much like the Pillsbury doughboy to actually want to be seen in the lightening flashes.

Might scare the livestock and coyotes, much less the neighbors.