Get well, buddy.
Have you tried a Doctor?
(Or whiskey with honey?)
Whiskey and honey works great. My first deer hunting trip I was a little guy (too young to tote a gun) camped out with my dad in a small trailer. I had a hacking cough which was making it impossible for him to sleep. He gave me a big spoonful of whiskey and honey. It tasted so bad that I made sure I didn't cough any more for fear of getting another spoonful.