Ping to this one too!;)
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
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