OK,
In the frantic, last minute, I'msosickofpainting Ineverwanttodoitagain move into the house.
I ever so neatly stacked all my paint cans in one utility closet. Then I stacked a few more. OK, then a few more.
Somehow, one LARGE can has leaked and I now have a solid mass of paint cans in the closet. It's one of those things that I could probably fix with a crowbar and a few beers. Right now, I'm just treating it like a vault in an ancient pyramid. Better left untouched and forgotten.
Mebby when I'm dead and gone my niece can show the closet to friends and say "My crazy Aunt just left this mass of paint cans stuck here together for the last 50 years....the longer they set, the more they leaked and now they can never be removed!"
You have my sympathy. :(
You know, you could cut out the floor of the closet then it would fall in the basement and you'd get your closet back when you put in a new floor!