"Bah! The idea that someone can point a wand at me and turn me into a tea cozy is preposterous."
But why would anyone want to turn you into a tea cozy? Why not something useful like an espresso machine? Let me see here....looking in my reference books....ah, yes, here it is:
Apparace Gaggio!
A nice bit of crema on top, please. Thanks!
Hey! A bottle of Dewars 12 year-old just appeared on my desk. Do that again.