I can not believe this entire scenario! This whole thing, from the dumped stuff to the job practically in the bag! I am just gobsmacked! LOL!
Ok...so this is what you do, Hair. Next time the F&W guy comes back, you tell him how glad you are that he's trying to clear this up...that you can't believe someone would would pull such a stunt...that Rosie just moved in from out of state and oh! She's Catholic and would he know of a Catholic church with a active singles group? Or does he know anyone who's Catholic and single who might be able to help her out with finding a church?
The "God bless you" is an opening for a Christian to speak openly and because of that, I'm sure he'd be willing to help out!
At this point, since the guy is married and unless God has some other astounding plan (which would not surprise me in the least), the focus should be on finding Rosie a singles group.
Matchmaker, matchmaker
Make me a match...