[osagebowman]

heh, before samples or after samples?

[Corin Stormhands]

***tries hand a writing intro for new story/novel***

Verlabeana Frapplestein was not an attractive carbon-based unit. While she was not ugly enough to scare a frybolean wossledog from a meat transport cargo vehicle, when it came to last call at the Galactic Outpost 649J Grille and Lubrication Salon Verlabeana would be the unit asked to lock the door and extinguish the illumination panels.

Still, Verlabeana had a way of lighting up a life sustaining chamber. Truth be told it was likely her overexposure to the gamma rays from the Grille’s weekly special of thrice radiated Mongoloosian pork chops.

The male carbon units at Galactic Outpost 649J loved Verlabeana, but they loved her pork chops more.

So, there's that.

[Overtaxed]

Heh. After. They should sell no water before its time.