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To: Ramius

I googled "beer" and that came up! "shrugs"


41 posted on 01/16/2006 8:37:22 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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43 posted on 01/16/2006 8:39:51 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

What's scary is that if you trim off the filename from the url you can see the recipe for "Beer Butt Chicken"... and it looks like a pretty good idea. I'll bet it works great.


44 posted on 01/16/2006 8:40:16 AM PST by Ramius (Buy blades for war fighters: freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net --> 1000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

45 posted on 01/16/2006 8:40:18 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.)
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