You can plant taters in tires, Precious. Just put a tire down, fill it with soil, stick the taters in. When the taters come up, stick another tire on top, fill it up with soil. Keep going and keep going. Then let the plant grow. When it starts to die, take all the tires apart and tadahhhh, taters.
I looked that up a few weeks ago, and some folks were concerned about chemicals from the tires leeching into the taters. I suppose it's probably no more dangerous than whatever chemicals they use in commercial gardening, but it did make me wonder.
I should Google it again. I loves taters...