TMI!!!
Got 6 to 8 months to go of trying NOT to think about anything like that...
The boys' school one, with Ralph Macchio?
...The dean would try to fish for ladies by walking up to them and saying "Tickle your ass with a feather?" And if the lady looked shocked and asked him what he said, he's say "Ah. Particularly nice weather!"
Reminded me of it. hehehehe....