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There was a comedy team performing at the college this weekend, they have that on a plaque that looks like the regular "Footprints" plaque. 'Course some of my favorites were their denominational coffee mugs...

Gourmet Presbyterian Coffee
Predestined to be Brewed Decently and In Order

Gourmet Baptist Coffee
Especially Good for Dunking!

Gourmet Catholic Coffee
Not Instant but Perkatory

Gourmet Episcopal Coffee
Tastes Better With Liquor

Gourmet Baptist Coffee
I'd Walk An Aisle for Another Cup!

Gourmet Fundamentalist Coffee
Cut that Hair, Wipe Off that Make-Up & Drink it or You'll Go to Hell

Gourmet Charismatic Coffee
Tastes Good on All My Tongues

Coffeeholics Coffee
Woe to those who rise up early in the morning to run after their drinks... Isa. 5:11

Complainers Coffee
So the people grumbled against Moses saying, "What are we to drink." (Exodus 15:24)