Heh. Yeah, there are two girls at the clinic, not even out of their teens yet, that are freshly married and thinking they've got the world by the tail. Kind of scary, really.
Then there's the type of guy that we had come in a few months back. He sat there while his dog was being examined and made comments about female doctors. Hello? He was talking to *two* female doctors! It was... difficult to remain polite, especially after being looked up and down and told that I was going to make some man very happy someday with my 'book learning and all that money'. *GWAR* I smiled politely through my gritted teeth and charged him more.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, his dog was a little white Maltese. Oh *YEAH*. *THERE'S* a macho guy's dog.
Just tuck one discreetly into the envelope with their invoice.
Awww...isn't that sweet?
*gag*