Wow...that's...very different.
Teenage aliens who are ruled by lobsters?
The Crab People have been living in the Earths' crust for thousands of years. Every century they try to come out and take over the world. Unfortunatly man has many pointed sticks and their shells are too soft so they are always defeated. The Crab People last tried to take over the world by posing as gay men in a hit TV series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Only by turning all men into metrosexual wimps could they possibly win....