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The Hobbit Hole XXVII - And there are many paths to tread...
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Posted on 01/16/2006 6:56:15 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

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To: Ramius

I googled "beer" and that came up! "shrugs"


41 posted on 01/16/2006 8:37:22 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Does he have a warrant?


42 posted on 01/16/2006 8:39:46 AM PST by Overtaxed
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I realize this is like email spam, but it's cute...

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:

by Dave Barry , Nationally Syndicated Columnist

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something


43 posted on 01/16/2006 8:39:51 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

What's scary is that if you trim off the filename from the url you can see the recipe for "Beer Butt Chicken"... and it looks like a pretty good idea. I'll bet it works great.


44 posted on 01/16/2006 8:40:16 AM PST by Ramius (Buy blades for war fighters: freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net --> 1000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

45 posted on 01/16/2006 8:40:18 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.)
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To: Overtaxed
Does he have a warrant?

Almost never.

46 posted on 01/16/2006 8:40:21 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: Ramius
you can see the recipe for "Beer Butt Chicken"...

I think that's gonna be one of those great ideas that dies for the lack of a better name.

47 posted on 01/16/2006 8:42:05 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: Corin Stormhands

LOL! :~D


48 posted on 01/16/2006 8:42:30 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Can we sue?


49 posted on 01/16/2006 8:44:26 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Ramius

It probably does work great...but I couldn't exactly see, say, inviting my grandmother over to eat Beer Butt Chicken...


50 posted on 01/16/2006 8:44:53 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog
Can we sue?

You know we almost all got blowed up last season because of one of them Amnesty International types.

Trust us. It's just best to let Jack be Jack.

51 posted on 01/16/2006 8:47:27 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Maybe it would be better in French:

le poulet de bout de bière


52 posted on 01/16/2006 8:48:39 AM PST by Ramius (Buy blades for war fighters: freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net --> 1000 knives and counting!)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Agreed :~D


53 posted on 01/16/2006 8:49:25 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: Ramius

That does sound better :~D


54 posted on 01/16/2006 8:49:47 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: Ramius

For reasons I can only blame on Matt and Trey, when I see the picture of the beer butt chicken I can only picture the Martha Stewart bit in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"


55 posted on 01/16/2006 8:51:29 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: HairOfTheDog; ecurbh; Ramius; RMDupree; SuziQ; osagebowman; Bear_in_RoseBear; Rose in RoseBear
RE 24:

Does anyone else think that Chloe's boyfriend ~is that Derrick?~ is a mole?

Or is it just me?

And BTW, I never liked Walt...

56 posted on 01/16/2006 8:52:21 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.)
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To: RosieCotton
I might have to intercept one of those.

Feel free!

57 posted on 01/16/2006 8:52:52 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: Ramius

Sounds almost elegant...


58 posted on 01/16/2006 8:53:30 AM PST by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog

Are you sure that wasn't George Carlin?

Or Robin Williams?

*laughing*


59 posted on 01/16/2006 8:53:53 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: Corin Stormhands
RE 24:

I think we're at least supposed to think that... But IMHO, either they're over-using that formula, or they're just making it look that way to throw us off...;~D

60 posted on 01/16/2006 8:54:33 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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