Well, we have these two older ladies that live together and we call them the "gay ladies". We have no idea if they are gay but they have lived together forever, have no children and as far as we know have never been maried. They're big libs too but even I have to admit they're nice.
There's also the Adam's Family guy because his house is creepy and spooky. LOL
LOL--I just noticed your tagline :)
ROTFL!!
At my parents old house there was this lady who had all these pigs in her yard. Her nickname, you got it, The Pig Lady.