[retrokitten]

We could write a Paula dictionary.

"You look fabulous!"= You sucked
"You look stunning!"= Pack your bags, loser
"You're a star! I just love you!"= You suck so bad I can't even find the right words to describe it.

Last season I remember Carrie hit one out of the park. She sounded and looked amazing. Paula did not get up and dance like she had done to a few other performances that night, she did not smile during her remarks, and said, "I don't think this was your best performance. You hit a few bad notes. It was just okay." In Paulaese= "I'm so jealous that I've gone as green as Frankenstein's wife."

[Netizen]

Last season I remember Carrie hit one out of the park. She sounded and looked amazing. Paula did not get up and dance like she had done to a few other performances that night, she did not smile during her remarks, and said, "I don't think this was your best performance. You hit a few bad notes. It was just okay." In Paulaese= "I'm so jealous that I've gone as green as Frankenstein's wife."

Not only is she doped up all the time, but she has lost her objectivity. She's becoming more of a liability than an asset.

The three suggested that I like the best are Blondie, Cher and Dolly. Maybe they could alternate them for a couple of weeks and let the voters decide, like they do the contestants.

[kevkrom]

We could write a Paula dictionary.

"You look fabulous!"= You sucked

"That wasn't very good" = You really, really sucked.

[SirLinksalot]

If the rumors are true about Paula, and if they're looking for a "serious" replacement, what about Gladys Knight? I thought she did a wonderful job when she guest hosted in season 2 (she's the one who dubbed Ruben the "Velvet Teddy Bear). She's one of the few guest judges who actually took the job seriously and offered real critiques. Plus, she's had experience judging singing competitions with the short-lived "Idol Kids."

Just a thought.