To: kevkrom
We could write a Paula dictionary.
"You look fabulous!"= You sucked
"You look stunning!"= Pack your bags, loser
"You're a star! I just love you!"= You suck so bad I can't even find the right words to describe it.
Last season I remember Carrie hit one out of the park. She sounded and looked amazing. Paula did not get up and dance like she had done to a few other performances that night, she did not smile during her remarks, and said, "I don't think this was your best performance. You hit a few bad notes. It was just okay." In Paulaese= "I'm so jealous that I've gone as green as Frankenstein's wife."
14,553 posted on
03/23/2006 10:35:28 AM PST by
retrokitten
(You don't drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there)
To: retrokitten
Last season I remember Carrie hit one out of the park. She sounded and looked amazing. Paula did not get up and dance like she had done to a few other performances that night, she did not smile during her remarks, and said, "I don't think this was your best performance. You hit a few bad notes. It was just okay." In Paulaese= "I'm so jealous that I've gone as green as Frankenstein's wife." Not only is she doped up all the time, but she has lost her objectivity. She's becoming more of a liability than an asset.
The three suggested that I like the best are Blondie, Cher and Dolly. Maybe they could alternate them for a couple of weeks and let the voters decide, like they do the contestants.
14,562 posted on
03/23/2006 10:42:55 AM PST by
Netizen
(I voted for Scott and Anthony, because I like the underdog singers the best. texasflower 04/20/2005)
To: retrokitten
We could write a Paula dictionary. "You look fabulous!"= You sucked
"That wasn't very good" = You really, really sucked.
14,569 posted on
03/23/2006 11:17:18 AM PST by
kevkrom
("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
To: retrokitten
If the rumors are true about Paula, and if they're looking for a "serious" replacement, what about Gladys Knight? I thought she did a wonderful job when she guest hosted in season 2 (she's the one who dubbed Ruben the "Velvet Teddy Bear). She's one of the few guest judges who actually took the job seriously and offered real critiques. Plus, she's had experience judging singing competitions with the short-lived "Idol Kids."
Just a thought.
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