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(Yes. Please build me a coaster that's designed TO SPILL MY DRINK!!

ROFL!!! What possible use did that stupid bouncing coaster have?

I mean come on, is it any wonder people think he was a girl? He was wearing a girl's shirt, girl's pants/belt, girl's shoes (HIGH FREAKING HEAL BOOTS!!), has his hair cut like a girl's, weighs about 90lbs, and has a voice like girl's!!

Why doesn't the kid just go into the WOMEN'S restroom? It would save a lot of confusion ... but then again look at who we're talking about :)

1,412 posted on 01/19/2006 5:45:37 AM PST by silent_jonny ("I LOVE every damn one of you" -- Conservativebabe)

To: silent_jonny; All

Last night our local Fox channel had the interview on with Paris Jr. It was a whole 3-4 minutes in length. They found her outside her house and she is claiming that she was "tricked" into acting like a " dumb blonde". No joke, that is what she said.

She claims the producers told her to "ham it up" and put on more make-up. She also was acting all offended that they asked her mom to come into the audition room. "That's, like, my mom. No one should, like, make fun of her, because, I, like, love her." She also stayed home from school yesterday. And she still claims she can sing and she wasn't horrible outside her house (didn't induce rapid eardrum bleeding), but she wasn't AI top 12 quality either.

Here's the thing, she's claiming they "tricked" her and told her to put on more make-up, but she didn't have on any less when they were outside her house! The mom was even more frightening then before. Inch thick neon blue eyeliner. I think that says it all.

But the best line she said was the last sound byte, "Now I know the hardships of the world first-hand." I swear to God that is what she said word for word. Oh baby, if this is the biggest "hardship" you have to face in your life, then God bless you.

1,416 posted on 01/19/2006 6:48:14 AM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)

To: silent_jonny

Why doesn't the kid just go into the WOMEN'S restroom?

Eww, and he said he stands up just like the other guy. I certainly didn't see a bulge in those little low risers.

1,424 posted on 01/19/2006 7:21:52 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)

To: silent_jonny

Why doesn't the kid just go into the WOMEN'S restroom?

He probably enjoys "proving" he's a guy to the other guys.

1,425 posted on 01/19/2006 7:23:04 AM PST by kevkrom (How do you discredit someone with no credibility?)

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