My favorite paragraph from the article:
"We all know the quickest way to get press is to change your look,' says Banowetz. "I've been trying to change Simon's hair for five seasons. I cut his hair but I just do exactly as I'm told. I think after the third season I was like, it's all part of his character. If I changed it now, people might think he's really a sex symbol and handsome."
LOL!
BTW, the article continues the naive Little Miss Pickler from Hicksville fiction, complete with a reference to calaMARri and taRANtulas. However, we know Miss Hickler was no stranger to false eyelashes because she's wearing them in that beauty pagent photo. They oughtta make her up as Daisy from Dogpatch.
Thanks for those posts. Fun to read. :) Hope you are doing well. I feel like I don't see as much of everyone lately.
HA!