LOL. Mr. Mew and I were just having a discussion. Do Da Bears actually have a bear? A guy in a bear suit? Where's the mascot?
The Bears have tradition, we don't need a mascot..
But I do believe they have one.
Staley Da Bear
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Staley Da Bear is the offical mascot of the NFL's Chicago Bears. Although not specific, his offical bio says that he was born near a lake that was in the forest. He was drafted by the Bears as a 1st Round Pick in August 6, 2003. His age is Bearly old enough, his height says that he's not your average-sized bear, his weight is 340 pounds, his jersey number is 00, his favorite foods are fish and honey, his favorite baseball team is the Chicago Cubs (since he's a bear), and his favorite songs are "Born to be Wild", "Bad to the Bone", and his personal favorite: "Another Cheesehead bites the dust." Of course, he likes the Bears' fight song: Bear Down.
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Interesting Facts
He once ate over 700 lbs. of salmon in a single day
He's nicknamed "The Dancing Bear."
He ex-girlfriend is Brittany Sbears (a spoof of Britney Spears).
He's friends with Winnie The Pooh, Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo, and Smokey Bear.
His hobbies include fishing, skateboarding, snowboarding, ice skating, kayaking, and excercising.
He once ate a cheesehead on a dare.
His ancestors were circus travelers.
He can walk on his front paws.
He likes to take long walks on the beach, eat fish by candlelight, read poetry, and play chess.
He likes to debate about wrestling moves with other mascots.
He thinks that Green Bay, Wisconsin is overrated.
