heh... my wife laughed harder than I did, and expressed a level of relief that she wasn't alone.
I finished Morrowind (including both expansions) today. Went ahead a did a complete uninstall so I am ready for GuildWars install now I guess.
Think I will give gaming a rest for a bit first though and do a few honey-do's. Heard it was good to resurrect the humor of the wifey but if I don't respond by the next two gamer's threads, flash subpoena JR for my ISP records and dial the local 911 please... LOL...