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Hamza gets nurse to wipe his bum
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| July 2, 2004
| Nathan Yates
Posted on 01/13/2006 2:04:24 PM PST by Past Your Eyes
HAMZA GETS £30,000 NURSE.. TO WIPE HIS BUM Jail aid as cleric gets new hooks on NHS By Nathan Yates TERROR suspect Abu Hamza has been given new hooks on the NHS - and a £30,000-a-year nurse to wipe his backside in jail.
The Muslim extremist, who has no hands, was fitted with special £5,000 replacement hooks because it was feared his original metal ones could be used as weapons.
He is unable to clean himself as he could do himself an injury. So prison officials have hired a male nurse named Harry to perform the task.
A prison source said: "He's known as 'Dirty Harry'. This guy has got one of the worst jobs in the world. His main reason for being there is to clean Hamza's backside. Everyone's having a laugh about it. But Hamza can't be left unclean. It would be a health hazard."
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KEYWORDS: asswipe; hamza; hands; hooks; terrorist; toughgig
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I know this is old news but I was just wondering if Dirty Harry still has the job.
To: Past Your Eyes
Seems to me they could just use a fire hose every evening.
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:07:06 PM PST
by
Slump Tester
( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Past Your Eyes
Send the damn bill to MECCA!
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:07:15 PM PST
by
litehaus
To: Past Your Eyes
Couldn't they just use a really high-powered bidet or something?
To: Past Your Eyes
This is the first time I heard the story! Very Funny! Too bad this POS is still alive!
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:10:57 PM PST
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(New Jersey gets the corrupt government it deserves!)
To: Past Your Eyes
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:11:03 PM PST
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: Slump Tester
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:11:12 PM PST
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(New Jersey gets the corrupt government it deserves!)
To: alice_in_bubbaland
So what did he do, blow his own hands off with an IED?
To: alice_in_bubbaland
He is unable to clean himself as he could do himself an injury. And the problem is???????????
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:13:22 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
To: Past Your Eyes
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:14:34 PM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Slump Tester
Great minds think alike!! A fire hose is just what I thought of, too. I think they should put him in a concrete pit, throw some slop food to him once per day, and hose him off when they need to clean this pig.
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:17:02 PM PST
by
Enchante
(Democrats: "We are ALL broken and worn out, our party & ideas, what else is new?")
To: traderrob6
Probably making a bomb and it went off prematurely!
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:17:19 PM PST
by
alice_in_bubbaland
(New Jersey gets the corrupt government it deserves!)
To: Past Your Eyes
They could have got someone for $50 just driving by a Home Depot around 7am.
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:18:15 PM PST
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: Past Your Eyes
a £30,000-a-year nurse to wipe his backside in jail.You'd have to pay me more than that to wipe his skanky a$$...(BTW that's about $55,000 a year if I'm using the right exchange rate)
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:18:39 PM PST
by
RockinRight
("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:18:57 PM PST
by
RockinRight
("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
To: Slump Tester
Or this in a stripped down version . . .
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:18:58 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
To: Past Your Eyes
..This is the same guy, who compared UK to a toilet...
let them put this guy in a concrete room/no heat/food slot/hole-in-the-floor toilet/one 40 watt light bulb and a life sentence/24-hr "twisted sister" broadcast
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:21:27 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:21:33 PM PST
by
RockinRight
("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
To: Vigilanteman
Nah, He'd enjoy that thing.
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:23:55 PM PST
by
Slump Tester
( What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Vigilanteman
I sit his nasty ass on a bidet ...
... that has the force of a fire hose.
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posted on
01/13/2006 2:25:41 PM PST
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
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