Happy Birtday Dasher! (vanity)

Phantomwork Times | 1-13-06 | phantomworker

[phantomworker]

Breaking news! It is Friday the 13th and Dasher is celebrating a birthday today. Please send any and all birthday wishes her way. Any negativities, please keep to yourself. Many happy returns.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm going back and forth between the Game Show Network and the Monk Marathon.

How pathetic!!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

For verification reasons only - Picture PLEASE!!!

[sit-rep]

Well, ya got me interested now...what was the pic you posted above?? All I gets is a red X!

[RockinRight]

OK...here ya go...

[Lazamataz]

I love you.

[Dashing Dasher]

Smooch!!!!

[RockinRight]

Some muscular guy with what appears to be a Chiquita banana in his thong...

[RockinRight]

Don't I get a smooch? It IS your birthday, after all...

[Dashing Dasher]

Male hunk in yellow thong... aka banana hammock.

[Dashing Dasher]

Smooch!!

[Lazamataz]

Smooch!!!!

Lower.

[RockinRight]

So even though I'm all hairy and apelike I still get a kiss? ;-)

[sit-rep]

Nasty girl...whens the last time you had a good spanking!??

[Dashing Dasher]

You and what army?

You are starting to sound like Pissant. He thinks I need a spanking also!

[Dashing Dasher]

Lower? Let's try this..._smooch

[Dashing Dasher]

Sure... after you use Nair on your back.

[Lazamataz]

Lower? Let's try this...smooch

You've almost hit the spot. Just a leeeetle lower....

[Dashing Dasher]

lower _{lower lower?}

[Lazamataz]

YOU NAILED IT!

Now, don't stop. :^D

[rattrap]

I hear a big glass of Jack Daniels is good for the flu, good for forgetting you have the flu anyway. Feel Better!