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Happy Birtday Dasher! (vanity)
Phantomwork Times | 1-13-06 | phantomworker

Posted on 01/13/2006 6:33:07 AM PST by phantomworker

Breaking news! It is Friday the 13th and Dasher is celebrating a birthday today. Please send any and all birthday wishes her way. Any negativities, please keep to yourself. Many happy returns.


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KEYWORDS: birthday; dasher; weloveudd
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To: Hi Heels
you have a mattress next to the 'puter? Why is no one surprised......

I have mattresses everywhere.

Even one on the top of my car.

Cuz you never know when you might get lucky in traffic.

161 posted on 01/13/2006 11:53:06 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: Lazamataz

Sorry, too askaired.


162 posted on 01/13/2006 11:53:50 AM PST by Millee (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
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To: Millee
Sorry, too askaired.

I promise you I won't do anything I'll regret.

163 posted on 01/13/2006 11:54:54 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
A special gal deserves a special present on her birthday, and I didn't want our Dasher to have just ANY present, soooooo:

Your Birthday bath is ready, ma'am, stocked with everything a gal might find useful -

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164 posted on 01/13/2006 12:00:00 PM PST by MamaTexan ( * GOD * -- not government...... is the foundation of law in our American Republic!)
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To: ToddBush
Happy Birthday, Mom!

You are in trouble, little buddy!

165 posted on 01/13/2006 12:00:01 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: Millee; Lazamataz
We love you, yet we fear you. It's difficult to explain.

I think that explains it perfectly!

;-)

166 posted on 01/13/2006 12:01:30 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: SweetCaroline

Very nice !

And just my size!


167 posted on 01/13/2006 12:01:58 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Why's that??? What'd I do???


168 posted on 01/13/2006 12:02:13 PM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: MamaTexan

I'll need another glass - but that'll do just fine!


169 posted on 01/13/2006 12:02:36 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: ToddBush
Happy Birthday, MOM!?
170 posted on 01/13/2006 12:03:26 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: Dashing Dasher

See... see... what had happened was...


171 posted on 01/13/2006 12:05:44 PM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I thought you'd like him ;)


172 posted on 01/13/2006 12:08:03 PM PST by SweetCaroline (Grandchildren are GOD'S way of compensating us for growing old. THANKS GOD!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
I'll need another glass - but that'll do just fine!

He IS holding another glass








with his toes.

(Bet you were thinking something else, weren't you?)

ROFL!

173 posted on 01/13/2006 12:09:02 PM PST by MamaTexan ( * GOD * -- not government...... is the foundation of law in our American Republic!)
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To: ToddBush
Likely story!

You know what this means? I must bring out the DOM BEAR!

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174 posted on 01/13/2006 12:09:26 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: Dashing Dasher
In the words of The Rock.

(Turn of the head, close the eyes, smell the air)

(Look back at DD, cock The People's Eyebrow)

Just bring it!

175 posted on 01/13/2006 12:13:03 PM PST by ToddBush (My puppy beat up your DNC Chairman.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
I love Birthdays ~ Happy Happy, Dasher!


176 posted on 01/13/2006 12:24:20 PM PST by blackie
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To: Salamander
The blunt buccaneer gets the wench.

Aye....blunt it is. Yet prodigious.

177 posted on 01/13/2006 12:26:54 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgences of society's understanding.)
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To: blackie

Thank you, Blackie!!!


178 posted on 01/13/2006 12:30:00 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
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To: Lazamataz; Dashing Dasher; Millee
I have been thinking of this fear of Laz thing and I think I have it


Remember the guy in school that was bad but you couldn't help ...well...ummm..wondering if you could get away with playing with the fire without getting burned?

Ya thats Laz
179 posted on 01/13/2006 12:47:01 PM PST by PaulaB (Are you wondering?)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Lazamataz
BINGO!!

Good catch, Paula!
180 posted on 01/13/2006 12:50:04 PM PST by Millee (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
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