Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: peacebaby; fredhead; najida

It's just a jump to the left...


447 posted on 01/13/2006 9:15:26 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 443 | View Replies ]


To: Michael Goldsberry

Then a step to the right.


450 posted on 01/13/2006 9:16:02 AM PST by najida (Armadillos dug 2 dozen holes in my yard last night-- in an attempt to break my ankles this morning.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 447 | View Replies ]

To: Michael Goldsberry; fredhead; najida

1. (It's just a) JUMP TO THE LEFT, with hands UP.
2. A STEP TO THE RIGHT (Time-Warper ANNETTE FUNICELLO suggests a very WIDE step.)
3.* (With your hands on your HIPS) YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT.
4. (Then) THE PELVIC THRUST (if repeated FIVE times, it nearly drives you insa-a-ane)
5. HIPSWIVEL (if not driven insa-a-ane by step four)
6. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!
* Those with LIMB DISABILITIES may find it necessary to ALTER or DELETE this action, but NO EXCUSES for alterations to steps four and five.


452 posted on 01/13/2006 9:16:44 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 447 | View Replies ]

To: Michael Goldsberry

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

put your hands on your hips

and bend your knees in time

But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again
Let's do the Timewarp again


454 posted on 01/13/2006 9:17:31 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 447 | View Replies ]

To: Michael Goldsberry
And then a step to the right

456 posted on 01/13/2006 9:18:01 AM PST by PaulaB (Now if you have a taste for this experience..And you’re flushed with your very first success)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 447 | View Replies ]

To: Michael Goldsberry
It's just a jump to the left...

Let's do that again.

459 posted on 01/13/2006 9:18:48 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 447 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson