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To: PaulaB

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end


1,092 posted on 01/13/2006 2:28:10 PM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: tuffydoodle

Amen and she is standing before me


1,096 posted on 01/13/2006 2:29:22 PM PST by PaulaB (Rubber squealin' gears a-jamming .....Pick him up at seven and they're headin' to the rodeo)
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To: tuffydoodle

I bet your kids loved your bedtime stories.


1,105 posted on 01/13/2006 2:32:08 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash some rain!)
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